Well, this is my latest with Jack.
He went to a 5 year old's birthday party this summer and this particular 5 year is a little too well versed in the birds and the bees. So, on the way home, Jack said to Scott, "You and mommy need to the love now if you are going to have a baby next year!"
So Scott sort of ignored it figuring that would make it go away. Nope, he said it to my very conservative in-laws over Christmas, "Mommy and Daddy need to make lots of the love if they are going to have a baby!" Then driving to school one day it was, "Mommy, I'm going to make lots of love to you so you can have a baby. You need lots and lots of love to make a baby!" (OBVIOUSLY he has NO idea what he is saying).
So last night he said that he was going to make lots of love so he could have babies. Scott told him he had to be grown up to have babies. So Jack said, "Oh, ok, I need to be at least 17 or 18 to have a baby!" I then jokingly said, "Yep, you have to at least be old enough to tie your own shoes if you are going to have a baby." To which he said, "Ohhhh, so I need to be 17 or 18 and tie my own shoes to make a baby!"
I am SOOOO afraid that today he is going to go into school and say, "Mrs Henry, mommy and daddy said that when I'm 17 or 18 and tying my own shoes I can make lots of love and have a baby!"
AHHHH!!! She's going to think we are psychos! Thanks so much birthday boy!!